Cottage just got cool!

Cottage just got cool!

Muuna® Launches First Ever Cannabis Cottage Cheese – April Fools Spoof

NEW YORK (Apr. 1, 2019)Muuna, an award-winning cottage cheese brand, fully embraces the plant-forward dairy trend by introducing its newest flavor, Muuna Cannabis Cottage Cheese. This new limited-edition variety, using milk from grass-fed cows, is available in Muuna’s distinct snack-sized, single-serve cup starting today.

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Muuna is known for pioneering adventurous flavors and staying ahead of trends, including its introduction last fall of a limited-edition, seasonal Pumpkin & Spice Cottage Cheese. So, it comes as no surprise that the brand has expanded its offerings to feature the very first Cannabis Cottage Cheese.

Muuna’s limited edition Cannabis variety features its uniquely creamy, melt-in-your-mouth Lowfat Plain cottage cheese as a base with a sprinkle of food-grade cannabis on the bottom, creating an element of carefree relaxation while delivering a delightfully earthy taste. With 20 grams of protein and only 4 grams of carbohydrates, consumers looking for a guilt-free, calming snack can delight in Muuna’s latest offering that will leave customers relaxed while keeping the munchies at bay.

“At Muuna, we are embracing the trend in functional foods and we believe one such function is to promote a feeling of zen among our customers, after eating our product. Euphoric vibes are just one delicious, spoonful away with this creamy, dreamy snack, coming straight from grass- fed cows,” said Gerard Meyer, CEO of Muuna.

Muuna’s Cannabis joins the brand’s original line of Classic and Lowfat Plain cottage cheese and a wide variety of fruit-on-the-bottom single-serve flavors such as Black Cherry, Raspberry, Pineapple, Peach, Blueberry, Strawberry, and Mango, each of which contain 17g of protein and only 8g of sugar plus contain calcium, potassium and probiotics. Muuna’s full line of flavors are available in 10,000 grocery stores nationwide Muuna Cannabis Cottage Cheese launches today in select retailers across the country (legal in certain states and only for adults aged 21 and over).

About Muuna®

Muuna® is on a mission to change the way consumers think about cottage cheese. With its proprietary rich and creamy recipe and unique, perfectly portioned cups, Muuna is reimagining cottage cheese. Muuna has won multiple taste awards, including first place in the cottage cheese category for the 2018 World Championship Cheese Contest, SELF’s 2017 & 2018 Healthy Food Awards, Eat This, Not That! 2018 Food Award, The Gourmet Retailers 2017 Editors’ Pick, Progressive Grocer’s 2017 Editors’ Pick, and Cooking Light’s 2018 Taste Test Award. For more information, visit or join the conversation on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. If you’re a retailer interested in carrying Muuna, email us at

This partially non-factual press release is issued by Muuna Cottage Cheese and is an acknowledged spoof press release for April Fool’s Day!